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Saturday, September 18, 2010

Acidhead



Things to do today:

  1. Return library books
  2. Make a bundt cake
  3. Follow Aston Kutcher on Twitter
  4. Study for finals
  5. 100 abdominal crunches
  6. Pour highly corrosive acid on my face, disfiguring myself for life and implicate a black woman for the alleged crime


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

She invoked a copy cat crime in Phoenix, where a young mother had acid thrown at her face. This was very real. Sadly the police have not found the sicko who did it.

Anonymous said...

Worst kind of plagiarism.

Anonymous said...

If she's not clinically insane, then this is way beyond my comprehension.