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Sunday, July 21, 2013

United States declares war on Australia, bombs Great Barrier Reef

Aussies vow retribution. Old Faithful and Mt. Rushmore on high alert.
Sydney - Home Secretary Jack Spratt says that the country will not take the bombings lying down. "We're rested, tanned and ready for a scrum, mate. You yanks have just stepped into the wrong billabong. If you ever want to see another six pack of Foster's in America again you will quell your provocative adventurism. We got some blokes in the outback that will point the bone at ya and the results won't be pretty."

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