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Rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies © Robert Sommers 2017

Thursday, October 3, 2013

DeGoffism

Bob Degoff sent this one over:
FAIRY TALE FOR MEN
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin’ cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The end

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

bob degoff forgot to end his fairy tail....He died old and alone, they found his decomposed body a month later after his pit-bull dogs ate his fingers and toes off

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