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Mammoth Springs

Thursday, March 14, 2019

scientists reverse time

Quantum scientists have just manipulated Schrödinger's famous equation and managed to reverse time.

When the authorities broke into the highly secured mountaintop Swiss lab where the secret experiments took place, they were confronted by a bunch of drooling infants crawling around in oversized lab coats.

Spouses and where appropriate, parents, have been notified of the odd developments.

More on this story yesterday.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Changing the sign of the imaginary part of a complex number while the real part is left unchanged is much like turning the cat inside out.

Or not.

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