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Tuesday, May 10, 2022

Pearl clutching

Maine Senator Susan Collins (R) is living in absolute fear

Some audacious criminal left the following threatening message in chalk on the pavement outside in her home; 

“Susie, please, Mainers want WHPA —–> vote yes, clean up your mess.”

The horror! She called the cops on the miscreants.

By the way, WHPA refers to the Women’s Health Protection Act, which would codify the right to abortion into law and ban restrictions on abortion access.

The cops were not terribly concerned, probably closet liberals.

“The message was not overtly threatening,” Bangor Police Spokesman Wade Betters said. 

Not sure how the good Senator even gets out of bed when faced with these wanton acts of aggression and malice. Next thing you know they will be playing jacks and hopscotch. Maybe even jumping rope?

Hope she can find the inner strength to marshal on. But as a general rule I think anybody that takes the time to put a circle or uterus on top of their pink letter i is not a really serious threat.

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