tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post3230464155066261389..comments2024-03-26T12:44:30.308-07:00Comments on Blue Heron Blast: Bette Midler on Final Tonight Show with Johnny CarsonBlue Heronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13516946085702606491noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-84772045229003462422008-04-23T11:16:00.000-07:002008-04-23T11:16:00.000-07:00I think this is going to be a good day...I think this is going to be a good day...Blue Heronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13516946085702606491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-34534886381213649672008-04-23T11:10:00.000-07:002008-04-23T11:10:00.000-07:00I was walking down 42nd street one day, I wasn't w...I was walking down 42nd street one day, <BR/>I wasn't workin'42nd street I was walkin <BR/>42nd street. And this amazing thing <BR/>happened to me. It was July it was about <BR/>89 degrees. It was hot, hot for New York <BR/>You know and I was walking east and this<BR/>humungous person was coming west. And she<BR/>had this big blue house dress on peppered <BR/>all over with little white daisies. She was<BR/>almost bald but sitting on top of her head, <BR/>forehead you know on her forehead was this <BR/>fried egg. Which I thought was really unusual. <BR/>Because in New York City the ladies with the <BR/>fried eggs on their heads don't generally come <BR/>out until September or October you know. Here <BR/>was this lady this demented lady with a little <BR/>fried egg on her head in the middle of July. <BR/>God what a sight and ever, ever since I saw that <BR/>lady not one day goes by that I don't think of <BR/>her and I say to myself "Oh God, don't let me <BR/>wake up tomorrow and want to put a fried egg on <BR/>my head. Oh God. "Then I say real fast I say " Oh <BR/>God, If by chance I should wind up with a fried <BR/>egg on my head";cause sometimes you can't help those <BR/>things you know, you can't. I say to myself "don't <BR/>let anybody notice."And then I say real fast after <BR/>that "if they do notice that I'm carrying something <BR/>that, that's not quite right and they want to talk <BR/>about it, let 'em talk about it but don't let 'em <BR/>talk so I can hear I don't want to hear it." Cause <BR/>the truth about fried eggs, you can call it a fried <BR/>egg, you can call it anything you like, but everybody <BR/>gets one, some people wear 'em on the outside, some <BR/>people they wear 'em on the inside.<BR/>--Bette Midler, Fried EggsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com