tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post932470181261028392..comments2024-03-26T12:44:30.308-07:00Comments on Blue Heron Blast: Trick or turdBlue Heronhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13516946085702606491noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-38945318268662577652015-09-29T17:32:57.566-07:002015-09-29T17:32:57.566-07:00As related to Mssr. Sommers before, here goes: cas...As related to Mssr. Sommers before, here goes: casing a thrift shop in Miami, a lavatory was conveniently nearby when nature called. And did it ever. Dwarfed your usual mega sausage, in a less than full toilet bowl. In fact, looked like a beached sperm whale with the shore break gently rolling over. Came up both sides. Knock on the door meant someone else wanted access, and I said just a minute. Flushed not once but twice and the turd never moved. I quit and went out the door and pushed past a 6 foot 5 inch heavyset geriatric who said 'Thank You', and I quickly exited down the aisle. Go about 30 feet and realized the aisle of clothing was a dead end. Had to reverse direction, right past the restroom. But the door remained closed and I boogied by at a fast clip.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-89241087786799682812015-09-22T13:35:50.369-07:002015-09-22T13:35:50.369-07:00I have carried a metal hanger with me from that da...I have carried a metal hanger with me from that day on.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-60421875090504300902015-09-20T21:05:26.441-07:002015-09-20T21:05:26.441-07:00I'm glad I got that out of my system. I feel m...I'm glad I got that out of my system. I feel much better now.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-12075492761447236052015-09-20T17:53:00.692-07:002015-09-20T17:53:00.692-07:00No shit Sherlock!No shit Sherlock!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-57367146100505848602015-09-20T17:07:09.233-07:002015-09-20T17:07:09.233-07:00Well Cervantes was certainly there, a very talente...Well Cervantes was certainly there, a very talented painter by the way. Don't think he had the build for this job but the truth will out. I think that we will eventually solve this case.Blue Heronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13516946085702606491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-4103539213684780662015-09-20T17:00:28.132-07:002015-09-20T17:00:28.132-07:00No shit Robert, I think Tom Cervantes may have don...No shit Robert, I think Tom Cervantes may have done that. I'm pretty sure he was at Palomar in the art dept. during this time.There was another time when he worked on the floor the LA stock exchange and he rolled out a perfect pretzel (so he told me),above the water line as you've described. He posted a note that said "take a picture and send it to Hustler". Tommy took great pride in his "feces" as he referred to them. JHAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-58848455998132419012015-09-20T10:47:40.004-07:002015-09-20T10:47:40.004-07:00I caught wind of that.
kbI caught wind of that.<br /><br />kbAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-209247718747763602015-09-20T08:43:37.623-07:002015-09-20T08:43:37.623-07:00We had something called a Tanzy in our home...We had something called a Tanzy in our home...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-51715453286628231252015-09-20T08:39:20.270-07:002015-09-20T08:39:20.270-07:00shit is all i can say!
dgshit is all i can say!<br /><br />dgAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-34996168152936479872015-09-20T08:31:27.799-07:002015-09-20T08:31:27.799-07:00This turdbit of fecal history will go down in the ...This turdbit of fecal history will go down in the anals of posterity as containing the stuff of urban legend<br />I heard about the massive grunt sculpture of biblical proportions <br />From a friend . I believe we should name it. Pencil neck geek, maybe analconda, good shit Robert <br />You have sunk to an all time high in regards to male spirituality <br /><br />bsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-20809923447137135642015-09-20T04:49:50.482-07:002015-09-20T04:49:50.482-07:00I was given a tour of the art dept. washroom and s...I was given a tour of the art dept. washroom and saw the Snotsquatch dump- complete with pencil stab. I don't know why I took the haunting tour—but I did. Maybe it was some sick hoax from a pottery class student? <br /><br />Lord, please forgive for what my eyes saw….<br /><br />kjAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-71706991936467760372015-09-19T13:29:15.328-07:002015-09-19T13:29:15.328-07:00thanks R, shit was always a favorite topic at our ...thanks R, shit was always a favorite topic at our home as well.Blue Heronhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13516946085702606491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-1728276502490458012015-09-19T13:28:45.916-07:002015-09-19T13:28:45.916-07:00Roberto,
The scat entry was sent IMMEDIATELY to m...Roberto,<br /><br />The scat entry was sent IMMEDIATELY to my brother. Our family was keen on this topic. Oh Yeah. Plus my brother is a true contender. Shocking, really.<br /><br />Anyway, thanks for connecting me again with the Blast!<br /><br />For some reason I want to quote my Dad. It's not scatological but it's of our pedigree.<br /><br />"Blast me, baby, with a boogery-beat" The verb is interchangeable with the requested action.<br /><br />-R<br /><br />(Ok, Ok, I had to look up eponymous...)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8786764158320829279.post-73448154923668672882015-09-19T11:45:23.291-07:002015-09-19T11:45:23.291-07:00Thanks for,sharing! BH... Very illuminating!Thanks for,sharing! BH... Very illuminating!Sanoguyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15911933705954807512noreply@blogger.com