Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Bette Midler on Final Tonight Show with Johnny Carson

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  1. I was walking down 42nd street one day,
    I wasn't workin'42nd street I was walkin
    42nd street. And this amazing thing
    happened to me. It was July it was about
    89 degrees. It was hot, hot for New York
    You know and I was walking east and this
    humungous person was coming west. And she
    had this big blue house dress on peppered
    all over with little white daisies. She was
    almost bald but sitting on top of her head,
    forehead you know on her forehead was this
    fried egg. Which I thought was really unusual.
    Because in New York City the ladies with the
    fried eggs on their heads don't generally come
    out until September or October you know. Here
    was this lady this demented lady with a little
    fried egg on her head in the middle of July.
    God what a sight and ever, ever since I saw that
    lady not one day goes by that I don't think of
    her and I say to myself "Oh God, don't let me
    wake up tomorrow and want to put a fried egg on
    my head. Oh God. "Then I say real fast I say " Oh
    God, If by chance I should wind up with a fried
    egg on my head";cause sometimes you can't help those
    things you know, you can't. I say to myself "don't
    let anybody notice."And then I say real fast after
    that "if they do notice that I'm carrying something
    that, that's not quite right and they want to talk
    about it, let 'em talk about it but don't let 'em
    talk so I can hear I don't want to hear it." Cause
    the truth about fried eggs, you can call it a fried
    egg, you can call it anything you like, but everybody
    gets one, some people wear 'em on the outside, some
    people they wear 'em on the inside.
    --Bette Midler, Fried Eggs

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  2. I think this is going to be a good day...

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