Williams was never in the best of humor, antagonizing even his own fans in Boston. If and when the perennial batting champion ever wakes up from his icy purgatory, the perpetrators better make themselves scarce pronto. Reportedly the cranial fungo session was conducted with a monkey wrench. I am sure that Ted, a purist, would have wanted wood, preferably hickory or ash, to be used for his post season batting regimen.
No truth to the rumors that the guy hit a frozen rope.
