Williams was never in the best of humor, antagonizing even his own fans in Boston. If and when the perennial batting champion ever wakes up from his icy purgatory, the perpetrators better make themselves scarce pronto. Reportedly the cranial fungo session was conducted with a monkey wrench. I am sure that Ted, a purist, would have wanted wood, preferably hickory or ash, to be used for his post season batting regimen.
No truth to the rumors that the guy hit a frozen rope.
8 comments:
Yes but it was a craftsmen wrench
Monkey "wench"???????????? That offers some very interesting visions!!!!!!!!
I stand corrected, sharp eye. Thanks for that, Mike. Everybody's got something to hide except for me and my left handed monkey wench...
Don't start looking in my closet!!!
I lost $5 over you…. I thought the Ted Williams was bogus………… !!! Truth is stranger than fiction indeed…………………
Joe K
I'm beyond the capacity for rational thought...
and smiling a secret smile.
rc
The story gets slightly weirder today - supposedly the first swing was designed to knock off an empty tuna can that had frozen to the slugger's head. Don't ask...
I wonder if there is going to be a huge lawsuit and the lawyers will get some M.I.T.geek to electronically hook up Ted's head so he can testify?
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