I'm not much of a fashion plate. Went through the hang ten, clark wallabee, levi's cords phase like most of my peers, had a short stint with fry boots, that's about it. Functional slob, that's me. Don't personally pay a lot of attention to my clothing, as my friends and confidantes will certainly agree.
But I still like to look around, see what ticks, stay au courant, if you know what I mean?
Urban Outfitters had been slapped around for their most recent attempt to develop their holocaust chic™ line. The article in question is a tapestry in their Assembly Home clothing that strongly resembles the garb that gay individuals were forced to wear in the nazi concentration camps. Little pink triangles nesting on a bed of jailhouse stripes. Very special.
This is of course not their first swing at capitalizing on the fashion piñata that is the nazi concentration camp.
Who can forget the yellow kristallnacht™ design with the star of david emblazoned on the pocket, like you just popped out of the Warsaw Ghetto?
Of course the Urbanites aren't the only company trying to mine the rich cultural vein that is the final solution.
Spanish company Zara introduced and quickly pulled their own line of clothing for the little Hitlerjugend in your house.
I know, I know, oversensitive...Unfortunately I don't think that this is in any way an accident.
Many years ago, my ex wife and I were in a cafe in the Yucatan when a very hip young couple walked into the restaurant we were in wearing the tres trendy Adolph Hitler t-shirts. I really had to greatly resist the urge not to punch the guy in the mouth. I guess I just have no sense of fashion.
Keep it short on top and long on the chin and you'll gain entrance to the sawmill, the leather bar and any terrorist confab this side of Djibouti!
I know that we cycle through weird phases and us old codgers don't always get it. But I'm telling you, I don't get the coiffed upstairs, facial pubes down below thing, at all. I get the concentration camp thing, everybody thinks that's funny.
Got to wonder what the hell is next? Commemorative Auschwitz tattoos?
Very prescient, that Robert. He foresaw both punk and Madonna. Wish I could find the comic the cartoon was in.