I was talking to my friend Richard Carpenter a few weeks ago about this life business of ours and he brought up a column of George Will's that he once read and hated and said that he had kept a great, pithy response to it that he once saw in the Herald Tribune.
Kind of funny for George Will to be lecturing anybody about tired vocabulary. He is after all, the all time "champeen" of overwrought, sesquipedalian verbosity. Can't understand half the shit he spews on a regular basis and worse yet, he is so boring that I rarely have the incentive to even try.
Richard sent over the response this morning. The least I could do was dig up the original column.
Holden Caulfield -- American Whiner
By George F. Will
Sunday, July 1, 2001
If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably
want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like,
and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all
that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into
it, if you want to know the truth.
With those words, 16-year-old Holden Caulfield slouched into
American life 50 years ago this month. He was feeling entitled to feel
quite sorry for himself. His feelings fascinated him, and his creator,
J. D. Salinger, thought readers should sympathize with them. By now,
many millions of them have. Holden was a new social type that
subsequently has become familiar -- the American as whiner.
Anyone who doubts that the supposedly bland 1950s were
pregnant with the undoubtedly stimulating 1960s should reread "The
Catcher in the Rye." Published in July 1951, it has sold more than 60
million copies worldwide and is considered a "classic," a designation
usually reserved in America for a variant of Coca-Cola.
This mildly picaresque novel -- reviewers then considered it
risque -- recounts a boy's flight from prep school to an eventful
weekend in New York. Like Ulysses he was a wanderer. And that exhausts
Holden's resemblance to anyone heroic.
He found almost everyone -- except children; this was
Holden's class solidarity -- and everything unworthy of him. By
declaring reality a terrible disappointment, he helped teach America's
youth how to pout, a talent refined by a Hollywood Holden, James Dean,
in 1955 in "Rebel Without a Cause." But at least the adolescents in
"Blackboard Jungle" (1955) were interestingly menacing. Holden's
emotional range matched that of Katherine Hepburn in a Broadway
performance about which one critic wrote, "She ran the whole gamut of
emotions from A to B."
Holden was forever denouncing "phonys" and "phoniness," which
put him squarely on the side of the advanced thinkers. Such thinkers
were then understood, by the folks at the serious quarterlies, as people
"alienated" by the shallowness of American society, but bravely seeking
"authenticity" and rather relishing the pleasure of despair. However,
Holden's rebellion was somewhat, shall we say, unfocused, as was Marlon
Brando's in the 1954 movie "The Wild One," in which a local girl asks
Brando, the leader of a motorcycle gang, "What are you rebelling
against?" and he replies, "Whadayah got?"
Fears about the invisible shackles of social pressure in an
opinion-worshiping democracy are as old as de Tocqueville's "Democracy
in America," and Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby" (1925) subtly explored
how the integrity of personality is problematic. But in the 1950s, worry
about "conformity" became the conformity of the intellectuals, in
novels such as "The Man in the Gray Flannel Suit" (1955) and sociology
treatises with such telling titles as "Organization Man" (1956) and "The
Lonely Crowd" (1950).
Six years after Holden appeared as the Sympathetic Adolescent
Misfit, Leonard Bernstein set "Romeo and Juliet" to music among
sentimentalized youth gangs in "West Side Story." Clearly, Holden the
nonconformist -- this nonconformity novel was a main selection of the
Book of the Month Club; think about that -- was part of the herd of
independent minds, happily "alienated," together.
Comparisons of Holden and Huck Finn are inevitable. Huck
comes off better. Huck understood freedom in the American way, as the
absence of social restraints, and did something about it by lighting out
for the territories. Holden merely pioneered a new fashion statement
with his baseball cap: "I swung the old peak round to the back." In case
you were wondering about the pedigree of that bit of contemporary
Huck was American literature's first character to speak
naturally. Holden, too, was a literary pioneer, inventing
inarticulateness as a token of adolescent "sincerity." ("I shook my
head. I shake my head quite a lot. 'Boy!' I said. I also say 'Boy!'
quite a lot. Partly because I have a lousy vocabulary." Partly.) Sixties
adolescents, who were Holden's siblings, punctuated utterances, often
of unknowable meaning, with "you know"; today's lace their locutions
with swarms of "like."
The social ambiguities and hormonal turbulence associated
with coming of age, and the theme of tragically "sensitive" youth --
Holden is too exquisitely sensitive for friendship -- have been the
stuff of much fiction, some of it fine. However, critics, confusing
self-absorption with sensitivity, invest Holden's banal discomfitures
with more meaning than they can bear, and Byronic dash.
Byron was at least a youth "mad, bad and dangerous to know." Holden was -- is -- just as limited and tiresome as his vocabulary.
Hope to see you and Leslie New Years eve or New Years Day. Here is the Herald Tribune editorial response. I was sitting in 'La Rotunde' cafe with a 'grand creme' and a croissant reading the Herald Tribune.
"Regarding,'The Tiresome Legacy of Holden Caulfield' by George Will"
Mr. Will's attack on "The Catcher in the Rye" betrays all the buttoned-down aridity of the far right in America. The dried-up intellectualizing of this pencil-sucking dweeb smells of the grave. He has never been broke, got drunk or smoked a joint. More to the point, has never gone wrong or felt wrong. What a sad boast. He reminds me of Checkhov's 'Man in a Case' wrapped in a mental overcoat and galoshes in all seasons.
Holden Caulfield, for all his gauche phrase-making, felt empathy for those who were not of the herd. As Nietzsche said: "The strong are weak when confronted with the organized instincts of the herd." May the likes of Mr. Will never ride herd on America. It would suffocate.
Douglas Hamilton - Brussels
I hope you find this beneficial Robert. It is what is happening with the far right today. They are suffocating this country. This letter to the editor really tells it all. Long live the spirit of Holden Caulfield.