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Sunday, December 2, 2012

Stoned again

I was reading  my local paper, the Union Tribune, this morning when I came upon Ann Jarmusch's article on the new installation at the Museum of Contemporary Art, Richard Long's Baja California Circle, 1989.


‘BAJA CALIFORNIA CIRCLE’

Richard Long’s work comes from ‘walking in landscapes’

I believe that this installation and the subsequent fawning by the esteemed critic perfectly encapsulates everything that is wrong in contemporary art today. A huckster, or is it a zen master, drops a pile of rocks in a circle on the slick floor of a fatuous box crammed up against a truly lovely old architectural remnant of my hometown city's past, the Santa Fe Railroad Station. A multi dimensional artist, Long is not confined to granite, he is also known to have worked in both sticks and pebbles.

Rich patrons, whose lack of aesthetic discrimination is only trumped by their amplified and delicious sense of irony, can stand next to the igneous assemblagé and drink their gin while circumnavigating this conceptual monstrosity and then titter about the problem the tendinitis is giving their tennis forehand while failing to recognize that the emperor is in fact quite naked and that the in house gardener has just carted off half the project to fill the ravine out back that has narrowly washed away in the most welcome recent rain.

I must confess that I have not personally traversed this conceptual rockpile but would wager that I would be reminded of neither Stonehenge or the Acropolis. I think that the more pressing profundity would be the satori like  realization that just because a person has attained material comfort does not mean that they possess any sense of taste or style whatsoever, that a fool and his money are soon parted (sorry Elizabeth W. Russell Foundation Fund) and that the selling of art, at least in some circles, is much like the game at the local carney where you get to throw softballs at the punks and win any prize you want on the second shelf. Rigged and dependent on a steady stream of rubes.

You pay enough money and some newspaper critic or museum curator will surely blow enough smoke up your ass to convince you that you have an absolutely precious sense of style, befitting a person of your class and station, not to mention a surfeit of brilliance and wit. My lack of understanding as to the enormity not to mention intrinsic meaning of this pebbly undertaking obviously shows more evidence of my own sad lack of breeding. What's with the pile of rocks, daddy?

Richard Long, I salute you!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am in agreement methinks. The conceptual approach to art is tremendously vulnerable to hucksterism and there are plenty of rubes out there to get huckstered. I try to leave room for the concepts in conceptual art but most of them have been long ago used up. Dadism was probably the last not so tongue in cheek conceptual art. These days a great deal of it seems to be merely attempts at getting tricky. Perhaps we are spoiled in Fallbrook as we only need to look out the window to find nature, so dragging a pile of rocks indoors will tend to seem absurd.