Yucks

WildBill told us a couple of good jokes at coffee:

 I asked my friend from New Zealand how many sexual partners he's had, he started counting and fell asleep.

Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets and alleys of Rome.

One turns to the other and says, "I've never come this way before."

The other nun says, "It's the cobblestones."

I was walking through the cemetery and saw a guy crouching behind a tombstone. I said, "Morning..". He said, "No. Taking a shit."

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Big Mike called me from Washington with this one:

Two young boys are standing at the urinal when they notice that each other's units looked different. "What's that?" said Johnny, pointing to his friend's foreskin. "That's what yours would look like if it hadn't been circumcised."

"Did the circumcision hurt?" he asked his friend. "Did it ever," he said." I couldn't walk for a year."