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Rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies © Robert Sommers 2017

Saturday, December 14, 2013

12.14.13

The chinese landed on the moon this morning and immediately claimed it for the motherland.

"The moon is, and has always been, a chinese possession and woe to the hegemonist imperialists who seeks to interfere in our galactic affairs."

The United States and Russia immediately sent up their own  warships but it might take up to a light year or two to haul in the heavy armaments and who the hell knows what lays in store for us then, now that the Chinese have such a head start. Our own damn fault for letting the space program go to shit.


© Robert Sommers 2013

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