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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Man arrested for pointing banana at cops.

When bananas are outlawed, only criminals will have bananas.


GRAND JUNCTION, Colo. (AP) — A man is facing a felony menacing charge after two western Colorado sheriff's deputies say he pointed a banana at them and they thought it was a gun.
The Grand Junction Daily Sentinel reports (http://bit.ly/1rqFiVE ) 27-year-old Nathan Rolf Channing, of Fruitvale, was arrested Sunday.
According to an arrest affidavit, Mesa County deputies Joshua Bunch and Donald Love said they feared for their lives even though they saw that the object was yellow. Bunch wrote in the affidavit that he has seen handguns in many shapes and colors.
He wrote that Love was drawing his service weapon when Channing yelled, "It's a banana!"

3 comments:

Max Hall said...

People don't kill people. Bananas kill people.

NYSTAN said...

I don't know how you don't go completely bonkers, getting so wrapped up in the insanity of this world gone wrong. I have to walk the other way every few days. I watched the video of the cop car pulling up to the 12 year old boy with the toy gun and blowing him away. No conversation, no nothing. And lots of justification afterwards. I look at stuff like that and it makes the hairs stand up. What the fuck has happened to our so called society? And the comments on the internet are so hateful and divisive. So hats off to you Robert. What doesn't kill you will make you stronger, right? Don't OD on Pilgrim Food later on. I personally never cared for this whole "Thanks/No Thanks" crap. Like Succoth for the Goyim. I hear John Wayne's voice in the background uttering "Pill-grimmm."

Blue Heron said...

Notice the deputy's name? Bunch. Wonder if the banana perp will be apPEELing?