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Saturday, October 24, 2015

DeGoff of the day



FOUR RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE  

1. Money can not buy happiness, but it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle. 
2. Forgive your enemy, but remember the asshole's name. 
3. If you help someone when they're in trouble, they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 
4.
 Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then neither does milk. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My Dad used to say "The fastest way to get rid of someone, just lend them money".