Monday, January 6, 2014

lil' darth

Citing serious unspecified "health problems", Wyoming Senatorial candidate Liz "lil' darth" Cheney has decided to quit her campaign and focus on her fledgeling career as a rap artist.

Cheney never really got traction in the state, had serious residency problems and made more than a few major gaffes, including one internecine squabble with her sister that might keep her off the Xmas card list for a while.

Let us hope that she enjoys even greater success as a rapper.

Lil Darth is dope-girl got the shizzle-good thing too-cause her senate run was a fizzle.

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