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Friday, May 27, 2011

Friday Mailbag

I got this gmail attachment from a friend I will call M today, a wealthy republican who had the decency recently to tell me that he hated my politics. 

         
Interesting Perspective by a Former Secret Service Agent.
A member of our Connector Group has been reading a book written by a retired member of the Secret Service.  The book reveals information about the Presidents
 and Vice Presidents as well as some of the first ladies.   A small recap of this information follows:
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 JFK and LBJ = Philanderers of the highest order.  Both of these men kept a lot of women in the White House for affairs.  Both set up "early warning" systems that
  let them know when their wives were nearby.  They were totally immoral men.   LBJ was as crude as the day is long.  He once appeared nude on Air Force One.
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  Nixon = He was a moral man, but was to be too paranoid for his own good.  He had a shaky relationship with some members of his family.  Nixon was reclusive
  at times.
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 Agnew = He was a nice, decent man.   Those who know him well and liked him were surprised at his downfall..
 Ford = A true gentlemen who treated the Secret Service with respect and dignity..
 Jimmy Carter = A complete phony who would portray one picture of himself to public and very different in private.   He would be shown carrying his own luggage,
but his suit cases were always empty.  He kept empty ones just for photo ops.  He wanted people to see him as pious and a non drinker, but he and his family drank
alcohol quite often.   He showed disdain for the Secret Service, and was very irresponsible with the "football" nuclear codes.  He didn't think it was a big deal and
would keep his military aides at a distance.   He appeared never to acknowledge military or Secret service.  He felt they were there to serve him.  Which was true!
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Ronald Reagan = The real deal.   He was moral, honest, respectful and dignified.  He treated Secret Service and everyone else with respect and honor.  He always
 thanked everyone all the time.   He took the time to know everyone on a personal level.   One story was early on in Presidency the President came out of his room
 with a side arm attached to his hip. The Agent in charge asked "Why the pistol Mr. President."  President Reagan replied, "In case you boys can't get the job done,
 I can  help."  It was common for him to carry a pistol.   People didn't know that when he met with Gorbachev, he had a pistol in his briefcase.  Reagan, upon learning
 that Gary Hart was caught with Donna Rice during the election said, "Boys will be boys, but boys will not be President."
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Nancy Reagan = Very nice but very  protective of the President..the Secret Service was always caught in  the middle. Nancy would try to control what the President
 ate all the  time (healthy) and he would say to the Agents  "come on you gotta help me out." The  Reagans rarely drank alcohol.  Secret Service  agents said they could
 count on one hand the times the Reagan were served alcohol other than wine during  dinner.     Agents said "for all the fake bluster of the Carters, it was the Reagans
 who lived life as genuinely moral people.
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George and Barbara Bush = were extremely kind  and considerate.  They were always respectful.   They took great care in making sure the  agents comforts were
 taken care of.  They would bring them meals and did other nice things for them.  Barbara Bush brought warm clothes to agents standing outside at Kennebunkport.
 One agent who was given a warm hat tried to nicely say no thanks when his head was obviously freezing was told by President Bush, "Son, don't argue with the first
 lady, put the hat on."
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Bill Clinton = Presidency was one giant party.  He wasn't trustworthy.   It appeared to the agents that he was nice because he wanted everyone to like him.  To Bill, life
 was just one big game and party.
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Hillary Clinton = was another phony.  Her outward personality would change the instant cameras were near. She hated with open disdain the military and Secret Service.
 She felt that people around her were there only to serve her.  It was almost funny that she was always trying to keep tabs on Bill.  And I don't blame her one bit.
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Al Gore = Was an pompous jackass who was once overheard by his Secret Service detail telling his son that he needed to do better in school or he "would end up like
 these guys" and pointed to the agents.   The agents didn't like this guy at all.
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George W Bush = They loved him and Laura Bush. They said no one is a nicer person than Laura Bush who never has a  harsh word to say about anyone. The Bush's went
out of their way to take care of the Secret Service and made sure they were well cared for with  meals and other comforts.   George W was the most prompt of the Presidents.
He ran his administration like a well oiled machine.  He was also the best who was in the best physical shape.  He had a very strict workout regimen. The Bush's made sure
that all members of their administration understood they were to respect and be considerate of the Secret Service.  They were extremely popular with the Secret Service
!
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Karl Rove went out of his way to be very courteous to the Secret Service agents.
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Barack Obama - were the Clintons all over again - Both he and Michelle hate members of the military and looks down on the Secret Service.   Have you ever seen President
Obama look at the Military person who is saluting the President as he disembarks from Air Force One or the President's helicopter?  When Obama first became President,
he never returned the salute.  Apparently a military member of the White House Staff took him aside and gently informed him that it was traditional for the President to return
the salute, but he must have forgotten to tell President Obama that members of the military were always respectfully and courteously looked at when a salute is returned by
the President.   Or Obama was told and has chosen to ignore this tradition.  



I emailed him this back. Sounds like viral bullshit to me. Figured out when he started praising Agnew. Didn't he almost go to jail?: 




I get it M. All the democrats are pieces of shit. All the republicans were saints. It's funny, I have heard stories of Bush I philandering but they don't get spilled by this anonymous "secret service person."  If he had any integrity he would use his actual name and take responsibility for his slander. Nixon was a moral guy, all right, when he wasn't freaking out about the horrible jews that were out to get him, of course. Or the awful blacks. This was really amusing. Thanks for sending it.

Robert 
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

It would seem a seventh grader could tell that was a crop of sh-t Reagan was the real deal. Or was he acting? Makes my anti B.S. radar scream.
Ahh but some Guitar mellowed me, back spasm must re-medicate.
Deli guy***

Anonymous said...

http://www.snopes.com/politics/clintons/secretservice.asp

J Grant Brittain said...

The Repubs sound like really nice guys...