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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

My Momma Never Taught Me how to Cook

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Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. Nikita Khrushchev ************************* The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer. Will Rogers ************************* Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it is the only time we got. Art Buchwald ************************* In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't winning. Ken Kesey ************************** When a clown moves into a palace he doesn’t become a king, the palace instead becomes a circus. — Turkish proverb

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a matter of timing
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Family Phantom
Lord of the Western Marches
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

My Momma Never Taught Me how to Cook

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