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Thursday, November 17, 2011

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly

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Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. Martin Luther ************************* There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. Will Rogers ************************* Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it is the only time we got. Art Buchwald ************************* In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't winning. Ken Kesey ************************** When a clown moves into a palace he doesn’t become a king, the palace instead becomes a circus. — Turkish proverb

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a matter of timing
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Family Phantom
Lord of the Western Marches
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Sunday at the Blog delicatessen
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Thursday, November 17, 2011

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly

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