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Thursday, November 17, 2011

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly

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Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. Martin Luther ************************* There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. Will Rogers ************************* No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man. Heraclitus *************************** You can't plan for the future, because some guy's going to land in a spaceship with three heads and a big beak and take over everything. Paul Kantner ************************** “under the present brutal and primitive conditions on this planet, every person you meet should be regarded as one of the walking wounded. we have never seen a man or woman not slightly deranged by either anxiety or grief. we have never seen a totally sane human being.” ― Robert Anton Wilson

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a matter of timing
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Thursday, November 17, 2011

You're the Reason Our Kids are Ugly

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