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Friday, November 25, 2011

Great for Jock Itch, too!

Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray by Defense Technology is your first defense for crowd control or getting those pesky hippies and liberal arts types off your lawn.

Need to dress up a lonely nacho platter or add some zest to those steaks and chops? One spritz of this lovely and safe food product will have the neighbors knocking on your doors for your recipe.


Defense Technology 56895 MK-9 Stream, 1.3% Red Band/1.3% Blue Band Pepper Spray
is not recommended for use when you go to Walmart and want to clear out the long christmas lines so that you can buy your Xbox 360. Any such use will void the warranty.

"Defense Technology, when truncheons just won't do the trick."

2 comments:

Michael Cartwright said...

Where to post on this blog throws me a bit, so please to forgive if this is the wrong place to comment on the Bee Gees performance. How Can You Mend A Broken Heart? Everyone in that audience must have had a broken heart. I've never seen a more glum bunch!

Anonymous said...

They were recovering from being pepper sprayed.