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Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Pucker up - NSFW

Ever get a hankering to memorialize your posterior for posterity? Me neither. But evidently some people do. The newest gift idea, bunghole sculpture.

Some bloke from across the pond will create a custom bronze impression of your anus. Or make a special gift box containing perfect replicas of your exit hole in rich Belgian milk chocolate.

A great treat for that special someone in your life that seemingly has everything, a casting of your chocolate starfish. Read more about it here. Or straight down the pipe from the manufacturer, Edible Anus.

Now the Blast usually doesn't sink down to this level of crudeness and depravity but I would feel somewhat remiss not to spill and share this unusual story with you.

If you do order a gift box of the nougaty chocolate sphincters please understand that you don't have to share. I really don't want to see it or eat it. Please. I see enough assholes every day as it is. Watch the video if you are so inclined.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gives a whole new meaning to the "Hershey Highway"!

Anonymous said...

Great for parties!

Anonymous said...

Really needs a bit of corn or cashew peaking out, don't you think? And the deeeluxe version is filled with... truffle.

Sanoguy said...

I see the other commentators are afraid to write about this particular item using their real names. Chickens!

Anonymous said...

Cluck, cluck, cluck... or maybe they're just anally retentive.

Jon Harwood said...

Wow! Words fail me. My hat is off to Robert for managing to present this topic in such a "tasteful" manner. You (Robert) have now met all the prerequisites for a career of fame and fortune in the US Senate, or at least on the Board of Supes.

Anonymous said...

Man it takes a lot to gross me out. That is pretty gross. I skipped the video. Beth

Anonymous said...

The guy in the video is a pervert.
The bronze thing is ridiculous.
Chocolate is always good. Maybe make chewable Gummie-bite vitamins?

Robert, thank you for pointing that there is still something more vile and abhorrent than our president.