I was reading this morning that they have finally got those new body scanners online down at the airport. You know, the new ones that can give the screener minute pictures of every mole or ingrown hair on your body. I guess that the new technology has already caused several fist fights after a few snide remarks were made about certain passengers' natural misendowments. People can be so cruel.
So I got to thinking, hey maybe there is a chance to allay some natural feelings of inferiority and make a few bucks in the process and bingo - The AirDong™was born! We can furnish you with a lifelike prosthetic device that will make you the envy of every passenger in the cabin. Made out of real latex in your choice of colors.
God may have made you coach but with this new space age appendage, you will be flying strictly first class.
Stretch your natural shortcomings with AirDong™!
Everybody will want to see what you are packing!
*caution, may inflate with sudden loss of cabin pressure.
© 2010 Robert Sommers