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Flat tire on Salvation Mountain

Friday, October 25, 2013

Felch-aid


I guess it was only a matter of time...British company announces Shreddies, undergarments that will filter out your farts. Supposedly the garment can neutralize a cheeser two hundred times more odiferous than your average, run of the mill, barking spiders. Sweet!

Shreddies flatulence filtering underwear features a ‘Zorflex’ activated carbon back panel that absorbs all flatulence odours. Due to its highly porous nature, the odour vapours become trapped and neutralised by the cloth, which is then reactivated by simply washing the garment.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey Rob, haven't read the article yet but really hope you ordered a pair. Btw hi from ny.

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