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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Bizzaroworld

In a sure sign of the impending end of the universe, Nickie Minaj passed Aretha Franklin today for the number of Hot 100 singles ever at Billboard. She has 76, the Queen of Soul had 73. Lil Wayne leads all men with 135.

I tried to listen to one of her songs today and made it about seven seconds before turning it off. She's no Lil Wayne, know what I'm saying?

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