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Polar bear with carrot

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Send them to Camp Pendleton!


Congressmen Duncan Hunter, Brian Bilbray and Darrel Issa have recently spoken out against relocating Guantanamo Bay inmates to Camp Pendleton, the large United States Marine base in Southern California. These paper tigers should reconsider their nimby like attitudes and welcome the terrorists to the southland.  As a San Diego native who lives at the back gate of Camp Pendleton, I think that I speak for all my fellow right minded citizens in saying that we are ready and willing to do our fair share. Camp Pendleton is huge, and there is ample room for detention rooms and torture chambers, on good old American soil.  

This might even spur a little tourism from relatives in Saudi Arabia and Yemen.  We welcome our friends from the middle east.  Give the local economy a kick in the pants. There are great views of the large buffalo herds on base and the best surf in the country near bye at Trestles.  From surfboarding to waterboarding, let's show them the best of what the region has to offer!  Don't let a few stick in the mud republicans pull the welcome mat out from under our new friends and detainees. Halal available.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Business must be slow in Miami!

grumpy said...

i feel bad for these prisoners-i'm sure many of them are guilty of nothing, except being Muslim...if they are interned at Pendleton, i'm pretty sure my church and others in the area would attempt some kind of outreach to them ...