I have done a lot of things in this life, some that I am proud of, some not so much. And I think that I have gleaned some arcane secrets from the cosmos on my life's journey, secrets that would be extraordinarily selfish to keep to myself.
And so in fact I think that it is now finally time to start my own religion.
Still looking for a suitable facility and adherents. All worshippers and faiths welcome but rich contributors and hot chicks will get the better pews and a faster path to the godhead. Sorry.