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Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Another Fraudulent Fossil


Satan's minions have been hard at work lately trying to thwart god's plan. Latest evidence they have fabricated is the supposed missing link, Ida. She may be one of your relatives but she certainly isn't one of mine. Opposable thumbs, my ass. The word says that the world was born 6000 years ago. Noah piled pairs of all of the lord's species, right down to the mosquitos into the ark, and I don't believe Ida was on the passenger rolls.

These so called scientists believe that the 95% complete fossil is approximately 47 million years old. Now do you want to believe a bunch of secular humanists who are bound for the fires of hell or do you want to go to heaven? We know that all life was created in six literal days and that all death is the result of Adam and Eve's fall from the garden. Ida is just one of their strange pets that got lost. Or something some sinner made in shop class to confuse the faithful.

God's very clear - it's your call.

From the Guardian:

The researchers believe Ida comes from the time when the primate lineage, that diversified into monkeys, apes and ultimately humans, split from a separate group that went on to become lemurs and other less well known species.

Crucially though, Ida is not on the lemur line because she lacks two key characteristics shared by lemurs – a grooming claw on her second toe and a fused set of teeth called a tooth comb. Also, a bone in her ankle called the talus is shaped like members of our branch of the primates. So the researchers believe she may be on our evolutionary line dating from just after the split with the lemurs.

Gird yourself in the lord's armor and fill your ears with wax. As we get closer to End Times, expect more phony fossils from the devil's conspirators. Science is just another one of the dark lord's tools to keep you out of the princely kingdom.

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