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Tuesday, April 9, 2024

Beware the garbage police!

I saw this post on NextDoor the other day.

I did some checking and it is legitimate. Random trash audits. Prepare to be scanned. Good grief! Apparently this is not Edco, this is Sacramento. 

Now personally, I sometimes get confused about which plastic goes in which bin, or paper, it is not always easy. My wife corrects me all the time. Guess we will have to study up lest we get sent to refuse prison.

One of the commenters said that she received a notice of a violation in her green refuse bin but they would not tell her what was the offending particle.

This should work out really well.


Ken Seals said...

Dated April 1. Is that any concern?

Jon Harwood said...

Most certainly Ai will be used to allow the staff to learn everything about garbage and how to use this information to detect nonconformists, free thinkers and criminals.

Later special trash cans will be swapped for the old ones at the houses of miscreants and deviants. Said trash cans being capable of ingesting the suspect and holding them while awaiting the police (who undoubtedly have already been called by distressed spouses who just witnessed the "body snatchers").

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Blue Heron said...

For real, Ken.