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Sunday, July 10, 2022

Funny Brandon Tweets

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So, let’s see, he didn’t end the Ukraine war or solve Gaza within his first week but he did end freedom of speech within his first year. Wanda Sykes ************************* The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer. Will Rogers ************************* Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it is the only time we got. Art Buchwald ************************* In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't winning. Ken Kesey ************************** When a clown moves into a palace he doesn’t become a king, the palace instead becomes a circus. — Turkish proverb

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Funny Brandon Tweets

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