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Tufas, Mono Lake © Robert Sommers 2019

Monday, October 21, 2019

Home medical test

Jeff Olsen sent me this but I sort of cleaned up the format a bit:

Go outside and piss in the garden.


            If ants gather - diabetes.


             If you pee on your feet - prostate.


             If it smells like barbecue - cholesterol.


             If your wrist hurts when you shake it  - osteoarthritis.


             If you return inside with your dick hanging outside your pants - alzheimers



6 comments:

Anonymous said...

May I add:



When you are finishing, if you shake more twice, you are playing with it!

Sanoguy said...

I won't touch this, so to speak... I may qualify for a couple of these! Pretty funny!!

Anonymous said...

What if you have all five symptoms?

Anonymous said...

Or if your pants are all wet...Alzheimer’s.

Anonymous said...

Oh shit 4 outa 5
Thanks Doc

island guy said...

This post could set a record for most comments!