I saw this bumper sticker today and thought it was pretty cool - elect a clown, expect a circus.
It is sort of an equal opportunity offender. Not sure if the driver was referring to the current occupant of the oval office or his predecessor, probably safer that way these days, not be too definite.
My worker killed a couple snakes in the yard yesterday. Accidentally with the weedwhacker. One is a baby rattlesnake. Hope I don't run into any pissed off relatives out for revenge.