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© Robert Sommers 2022

Monday, October 11, 2021

Guess it was only a matter of time

 

Superman's kid comes out.

Clark and Lois's son Jon is now a confirmed  bisexual.

Word is that his new boyfriend is less than impressed. 

"Man of steel? Fecch! 

If I had wanted something this pliable I would have looked up Mr. Elastic over at the Fantastic Four.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jeez. Saw that, and my eyes are still rolling.

It does remind me of a favorite gay quip from back in my bar days 40 years ago. Coined by some drag queen, a fashionable queer superlative at that time was the term “of death,” as in “He’s got pecs of death!”

Eventually some guy in my crowd was gushing about his new flame, and said, “He’s so cute aaand he’s got the dick of death!” To which Bruce Kamerling nodded and replied, “Yes, death is always hard.”

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Anonymous said...

MMMMMMMMMMMMM.............YES!

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Jon Harwood said...

Well, one look at Superman's outfit and you can see there are some Liberachi genes somewhere.