So when I got caught in the middle of the car wash, getting an infinite amount of tire polish sprayed on my wheels when the line broke down, I pretty much took it in stride.
What did god say again? "Sommers, there's just something about you that pisses me off."
After about ten minutes a crew came and took off the steel plates on the floor and started fishing around with crowbars.
They eventually got the thing to work, or at least long enough for me to get out of there.