It's been raining all day. I am sick of being in the house, sick of laying on the couch, sick of the stupid computer, sick of snacking, pissed that I don't have any ice cream, nothing to read, my body feels like crap from inactivity, going out of my MIND! I just watched the local weather. Five o'clock Wednesday night we are due for an hour of sunlight, then back to the deluge. All week.
I imagine that many of you have killed countless hours this past month on YouTube. I know I have. What have been your favorite diversions? What's the weirdest thing you have eaten during your confinement?
It's strange, I'm not even that much of a hockey fan but for a solid week I watched hockey fights. Not the games, the fights. Domi, Probert, Kocur and McSorley, McCarthy, Brashear and Wendel Clark. I'm kind of over that now. Domi was a psycho.
What else? I watch Ari, my favorite polyglot. He was in a chinese VR chat room last week when he realized that all the cute little girl bunnies and unicorns were really males, who for some reason liked to play girl in virtual land. Accepting as he is, he got the heck out of there.
I watch Max, the pet lynx. Max is beautiful and likes to dig in the snow. It is amazing how many people have pet bobcats and even pumas in their apartments. You watch one video and they eventually all roll in. Canadian lynx are beautiful.
I've been trolling the comments section at Fox a little bit.
I've watched a lot of famous performers give house concerts from their living rooms during the global crisis. Graham Nash, Elvis Costello, Richard Thompson, Fogerty, Paul Simon. They pretty much all sound awful. I watched Jorma the other night from Fur Piece Ranch and he sounded pretty good as does Joan Baez but some of the other music was unlistenable. Thomas Dolby was good. Well, they all tried.
I watch Eric Rosen kill everybody in chess. And Agadmator. Let's see, what else. Scammer Revolts goes into fake Indian call centers and deletes all the files on the Benchode's computers. That is kind of fun.
I watched Pistol Pete Maravich score 68 points on the Knicks yesterday, without a three point line. What a performer.
What else? Ice fishing for muskie and pike. Zatoichi the blind swordsman. Judo videos. Cape buffaloes going at it with lions. Zit popping. Poker vlogs. Honey badger vids. Early Cassius Clay fights. Efren Reyes shooting pool. Zlatan Ibrahimovic scoring goals. And on and on. Crap and more crap. Four or five more days of rain, watch me go freaking nuts.
What have you been doing?