Peregrine flight

Tuesday, April 7, 2020

Fly me to the moon

Can you believe this? Such incredible timing... We have practically destroyed terra firma, I know, let's screw up the moon!  President Trump now has plans to mine it. Hopefully not for cheese. You really couldn't make this stuff up.

I had to read it twice to make sure that I wasn't reading the Onion or the Borowitz Report. How can he even indulge in these sorts of juvenile Buck Rogers fantasies at times like this? Are we not in the midst of a global pandemic? Once again, g-d help us.

Black lung, meet lunar lung. Perhaps we can encourage some red state colonization. Will make things more comfortable for both sides. Hear they got some lunker catfish up there...


Scrota Voce said...

The full name of the project is the Artemis Gordon Fake Beard and Moustache project and is very top secret, and I don't know how
it leaked out. Robert Conrad was slated to be a spokesperson to get other countries like Mozambique involved, but sadly he passed
away before that could be realized. Will Smith had been approached but he was involved in another MIB action, which is already
extracting methane from Uranus. Jerry Brown has filed habeas corpus lawsuits for copyright infringements, but experts say that has
no legal standing.

Ross Martin

Anonymous said...

Like the book and movie title, this has become no country for old men.

Blue Heron said...

So you won't be joining the new lunar expeditionary force? You know they have an alta kocker division...

Anonymous said...

I'm prequalified. I could be a cadet in the alta kocker squad. Use me like they used the first monkey in outer space.